<p dir=ltr> Yolo</p>

My brother just screamed “See? The counter can take it, you little bitch!” after he broke a water glass by banging ice on it to break the cubed apart.

edriona24:

kateitron:

bangharleybang:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

akhaste:

wheresmywatson:

andythanfictionisafraud:

bangharleybang:

When your parents think you’re dating your best friend

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When EVERYBODY thinks you’re dating your friend…

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is that an example or a reaction

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HOW DID THIS BECOME A FANDOM POST?

You can’t really go that far without running into us

True

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youknowyourebritishwhen:

tumblinwithdesty:

stephenharperpm:

vickvicka:

stephenharperpm:

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT ON MONDAY I ASKED MY HOUSEMATE TO BUY ME 20 FREDDOS AND SHE JUST WALKED IN AND GAVE ME A BAG OF 20 FREDDOS AND IT ONLY COST £2.20 THAT’S ONLY ELEVEN PENCE PER FREDDO WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!

Sorry, I’m a bit American for this one, but do you mind explaining what a freddo is? 


CHOCOLATE FROGS!(I swear it looks more froglike when not half in my mouth)

basically about an half ounce of milk chocolate moulded into the shape of a frog and used to be like super cheap and a staple confectionery of any childs diet
like literally they were so cheap kids on playgrounds used to use them as currency also they are pretty great.
OH! also you could get them with like caramel centres and stuff.
they used to be like 10p and cheaper than that even but like these days they are now 20p and British people use that as like a sign of the times.
"20p for a bloody/fucking freddo!? i remember when they used to be 15/10/5p"

That sums it up pretty well for all the non Brits questioning what the hell a Freddo was.

youknowyourebritishwhen:

tumblinwithdesty:

stephenharperpm:

vickvicka:

stephenharperpm:

I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT ON MONDAY I ASKED MY HOUSEMATE TO BUY ME 20 FREDDOS AND SHE JUST WALKED IN AND GAVE ME A BAG OF 20 FREDDOS AND IT ONLY COST £2.20 THAT’S ONLY ELEVEN PENCE PER FREDDO WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!

Sorry, I’m a bit American for this one, but do you mind explaining what a freddo is? 

CHOCOLATE FROGS!
(I swear it looks more froglike when not half in my mouth)

basically about an half ounce of milk chocolate moulded into the shape of a frog and used to be like super cheap and a staple confectionery of any childs diet

like literally they were so cheap kids on playgrounds used to use them as currency also they are pretty great.

OH! also you could get them with like caramel centres and stuff.

they used to be like 10p and cheaper than that even but like these days they are now 20p and British people use that as like a sign of the times.

"20p for a bloody/fucking freddo!? i remember when they used to be 15/10/5p"

That sums it up pretty well for all the non Brits questioning what the hell a Freddo was.

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via hannibals-souffle)

kili-in-the-shire-with-fili:

"Voldermort Umbridge Potter, you were named after the two worst people I know because frankly you annoy the shit out of me"

(via findmeabookshop)

mmadokas:

I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT IN THE NETFLIX DESCRIPTION OF OURAN THE HOST CLUB BOYS ARE REFERRED TO AS GIGOLOS

mmadokas:

I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT IN THE NETFLIX DESCRIPTION OF OURAN THE HOST CLUB BOYS ARE REFERRED TO AS GIGOLOS

(Source: rlomuras, via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

fionapondwilliams:

ernbarassing:

they’ll probably mispronounce my name at my funeral

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bikinipowerbottom:

"you’ve been in your room on that computer all day, come down stairs and spen-"

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(via hannibals-souffle)

pocketfulofgeek:

dixonmacmanus:

hey—-wd:

And I’m just sitting over here like 



Perfect gif usage.

pocketfulofgeek:

dixonmacmanus:

hey—-wd:

And I’m just sitting over here like 

Perfect gif usage.

(via hannibals-souffle)

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via hannibals-souffle)

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

(Source: theinturnetexplorer, via riverismyspiritanimal)

girlyshippings:

emilydoesminecraft:

perkofbeinganoone:

youre-killing-me-love:

-Elizabeth

Srs. I think I’m in love with this Peter Pan guy

I NEED TO MEET HIM

PETER PAN FOR PRESIDENT

(Source: dreamasthoughyoullneverdie, via hannibals-souffle)

laughburnscalories:

me trying to reach my goals in life

laughburnscalories:

me trying to reach my goals in life

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